OH GOD IT’S SO ADORABLE
it’s literally canon that steve was jogging around the national mall for a few weeks and kept seeing this super cute runner all the time and then cap 2 opens on the day he finally got up his courage and picked out his tightest under armor shirt and just went for it
Steve desperately trying to high five Bucky in Captain America: The Winter Soldier
"YOU WILL BE MY FRIEND AGAIN DAMMIT"
This dress makes me want to die
Fuck me alive
Is that Jessica Rabbit?
BREAKING: Here’s the tweet that could lead to a new grand jury in Ferguson, MO.
#Ferguson: @shaunking took screenshot of tweeter @thesusannichols who claims to know juror on #MikeBrown #DarrenWilson grand jury & appears to be receiving leaked information. King says that within seconds of posting this, her friends told her to delete it & she did but not before it was screenshotted. She has since deleted her entire account but King says they checked & she is indeed a #STL resident w/ years’ worth of tweets from there. “If true, her tweet not only reveals a leak in the grand jury, but gives us an ugly glimpse into how things have gone so far. This person who posted it on twitter & her contact on the grand jury must be fully & completely investigated & removed if it’s true.”-@shaunking
Y’all better reblog the fuck outta this post it on facebook, twitter, IG, myspace, friendster, everything get this information out
WHO LET THIS BE A CHILDREN’S SHOW
Bucky: “Let’s hear it for Captain America!….Who I told to stay home. Who let crazy scientists experiment on him even when a stiff breeze could snap him in two. WHO I APPARENTLY NEED TO GET A BACKPACK LEASH FOR.”
tumblr in october
Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level
My friend’s three year old sister refuses to cut her hair because she is the only blonde in her family, and she thinks if she cuts her hair it will turn brown and lose its “magical powers”, like Rapunzel’s in the movie Tangled. If that isn’t adorable idk what is.
when you’re in trouble there are four options:
stay silent and get yelled at for ignoring your parent
apologize and get yelled at for sass (even when it was sincere)
defend yourself and get yelled at for talking…
*mom voice* YOU’RE GOING TO GET SALMONELLA